Fashionably late

So I started a blog! Only several years after everyone else then.  But when 14 year olds are sitting next to Anna Wintour on the front row and I'm 32 and on the sofa watching Midsomer Murders, it's time to get down with the kids and get out there.  Well, okay, I'm still sitting at my desk, and I'm the only one reading this at the moment, but hey!  It might help my creative slump and impending mid-life crisis.  Suddenly I'm an Author!

So what's it all about?  I guess this will mainly be a style blog.  I don't profess to being particularly edgy, but I love fashion magazines and nice things like retro dresses, slutty shoes and ravey nail varnish, and looking around the 'Blogosphere' (ooh, get me) it appears other people do too, so maybe, just maybe one day someone might come across this and see something they like.  Also I may get drunk and try to post when I'm all ranty and/or emotional about other stuff and life in general, which could be unintentionally hilarious.  Let's give it a try.

What's 'Wonky Glamour'?  It's how I would my look and me in general.  I love to plan an outfit and dress up.  I catch a glimpse of myself in a mirror, or worse yet, in photos afterwards and it all looks a bit wonky. I've got an asymmetrical face and big feet.  And I've spilled Diet Coke down my top. But I kind of like it that way.  I'll never be perfect, but it's always fun trying.  Immaculate is boring, right?

This is me!  Glamorous background? Check! Lovely Laura Ashley Dress? Check! Red, slightly rum-addled eyes? Check!