This Stinks

I thought Chanel No.5's Nicole Kidman "I'm a dancer! I love to dance!" advert was the most cringey perfume ad ever, but I've been reading one of my favourite beauty blogs Kiss and Make Up today and have seen not one but two dreadful perfume commercials, and unsurprisingly, they're celebrity ones.

Up first is Justin Bieber's Someday:

*Sniiiiiffff*...However I suspect it's not aimed at women like me who are actually old enought to be his mother (weep!) and the 11 year olds are already "ZMOG I wish that was me HE IZ SO FIT LOL!!!!!!!".  Urgh.  And how much of a rip off of Marc Jacobs' Lola is that bottle?

But if that wasn't enough to put you off your lunch, check out Unbreakable, a unisex fragrance By Khloe Kardashian and her husband Lamar. Hurl!  It's so cheesy, I now imagine the perfume smells like a mature roquefort.  Nice touch with the twinkly wedding rings.  I give them 6 months.

And lastly, I found a couple of gems in print form: the terrible cheap photoshop of Mariah Carey's Lollipop Bling collection:

 

And I Love Myself and You Are All Gullible Scum (oh, my mistake, it's Siren) by the ever-modest Paris Hilton.  If anything makes me want to dash my brains out against the rocks like a sailor driven mad by the mythological siren, it's her facial expression and the fact that she now has 10 (TEN!) fragrances on the market. 

And I thought Outrageous by Kerry Katona was bad.  At least she couldn't afford to advertise it!